It's Partly Cloudy In Philadelphia

The New York Times has an article today about the Phillies, who will soon become the only professional sports franchise with 10,000 losses. The title? "Milestone Marks What Phillies Fans Already Knew." Thanks guys. Really. We're trying to keep the mood light over here. Way to pour fuel over the fire.

On the bright side, we know Barajas wants no part of this, so we plead with Charlie Manuel: put ya boy in the lineup every day once you get to 9,999, and let's put this mark off until the freaking Reds rack up 10 G's. (Take that, Griffey!) And if we fail? Fuck it. We're only four games back. The Mets are scurred. At least as long as Barajas is around.