Bourne to be Awesome

There's been a lot of summer movie talk, but almost none about The Bourne Ultimatum. Well, it's a slow Tuesday, so here's the trailer for the third installment of the spy series, which is heavily anticipated in these parts despite the fact that Barajas has always thought Matt Damon was kind of a Streisand (hey, he's rocking the shit in these movies). Director Paul Greengrass (The Bourne Supremacy, United 93) is the truth, it should be noted, and it is Barajas' humble opinion that Jason Bourne could take the Transformers any day using only some lightning and a squirt gun.

Jason Bourne's Barajas number is 4. He is played by Matt Damon, who wore a David Ortiz jersey on the David Letterman show last week. Ortiz took occasional 2007 Barajas battery-mate Tom Gordon deep in the eighth inning of game five the 2004 ALCS, which got your authors, uh, a little excited.